How to Get Big-Shots to Follow You On Twitter

So why would you want a big-shot to follow you on Twitter?
Simple. I choose to follow people not based on their bio or their profile background picture or even their neat-o twitter name. People tend to follow everybody that the bigshot follows.
This is how you get them to follow you: http://twitter.com/journik/statuses/6510984765
Then to turn up [...]