How Google Determines and Ranks Your Relevancy
February 3, 2010 by admin
Filed under Marketing and PR
Personally, I think this graph, as reassuring and emboldening as it is, is totally bunk, (couple more commas, thrown in, for good measure).
Image via two sites I highly recommend following religiously if you are even remotely involved in web business or like cilantro: http://www.copyblogger.com/seo-copywriting-matter/ and http://www.seomoz.org/blog/perfecting-keyword-targeting-on-page-optimization
Here’s why:
1. The wedges, “Anchor text” and “Link [...]
How To Get A Bigshot Blogger to Tweet Back to You
February 2, 2010 by admin
Filed under Business Management, Marketing and PR
This one will be quick.
Nobody wants to talk to someone they don’t know. You’d be at a total disadvantage not knowing what they’d say in response. So the biggest bloggers never reply to strangers. Afterall, their rent is on the line.
So if you want bigshots like @garyvee @rrw @benparr @jason and @om to reply [...]
Web Marketing Trade Secret #7: Why You Must Use Geolocation and Visualization for Your Paypal Customers
January 30, 2010 by admin
Filed under Business Management, Marketing and PR
OK, so I just got done ranting and shit talking Paypal for not letting me export my buyer’s addresses.
This is no small FAIL. Once you can visualize your data in a geomapped perspective, new and startling revelations inspire your marketing genius. You start seeing epiphanies left and right. But since Paypal wouldn’t let me ex-frikkin-port [...]
How to Get Top Bloggers In Your (MY) Industry To Blog About You : ME…
January 30, 2010 by admin
Filed under Business Management, Marketing and PR
No, I’m not saying “ME” as in, “I’m the savior.” I’m putting the word, “me” in the title because self centered people will google, “how to get bloggers in MY industry to blog about ME.”And they will find me (this particular “me” refers to this blog post). Then, once they read the above sentence accusing [...]
Why Geolocate Your Paypal Customers? For Retail and Seminars!
January 30, 2010 by admin
Filed under Business Management, Marketing and PR
You gotta be kidding me. Is there no way to run a geolocation report of all the customers who’ve bought from my website?
I spent one hour waiting for paypal to generate a online report of all my sales for the last few years. It would be well worth it I thought. Afterall, with thousands of [...]
How to Double Your Page Views Instantly
January 25, 2010 by admin
Filed under Marketing and PR
I really could fluff up this technique and tell you stories and anecdotes or what not but it’s such a simple tip that I’ll just get to the point.
Everyone knows that major blogs try to double their pageviews by breaking up their posts into 3 parts. But in doing so, they loose 90% of their [...]
How To Multiply Your Youtube Traffic OR Hit Google Page One
January 17, 2010 by admin
Filed under Marketing and PR
NEW! How to apply this technique to Wordpress too!
I really don’t ever know how to entitle these web strategies. I mean, one simple strategy can kill so many birds that I get confused as to whether you prefer turkey, chicken, quail, or duck. So let’s just serve all four.
The bottom line is that you want [...]
How to Get a Custom Facebook Address Vanity Url
January 11, 2010 by admin
Filed under Marketing and PR
If you are planning on needing more help with your online business… friend the three guys in the video above. They are geniuses and will work for the best rates in town!
Add Web Genius Dardon Z. To your friends!
And his two other friends are experts too. Get them involved in your web business plans… I [...]
Modeling Tips from an Advertising Agency Talent Scout
December 31, 2009 by admin
Filed under Marketing and PR
As soon as I put out an ad or casting call for models, I get hundreds of responses. Hundreds. EVERY DAY.
I hire models for ad campaigns from everything from a new health care Industry product to a marketing a new website. Being in the marketing and advertising and marketing industry since I was 23 has [...]
How to Get to Page One of Google (Roadmap Architecture)
December 24, 2009 by admin
Filed under Marketing and PR
If you thought that all you have to do is set up some meta tags and hide some keywords in background colors that match the text colors of said keywords, you would have had a chance of getting to page one of Excite or Infoseek. BUT only in the early days when there were only [...]

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