How to Exact Vengence, Venganza, Rache, εκδίκηση, 復仇, месть Immediately!

There was a day two winters ago, I was fuming with anger. You didn’t need any special siddhis to be able to smell the fury from miles away. I was betrayed. I was insulted. Everything I held dear was spat upon. As I paced around thinking about how best to erase one person from existence, [...]

Web Marketing Trade Secret #7: Why You Must Use Geolocation and Visualization for Your Paypal Customers

OK, so I just got done ranting and shit talking Paypal for not letting me export my buyer’s addresses. This is no small FAIL. Once you can visualize your data in a geomapped perspective, new and startling revelations inspire your marketing genius. You start seeing epiphanies left and right. But since Paypal wouldn’t let me [...]

How to Get Top Bloggers In Your (MY) Industry To Blog About You : ME…

No, I’m not saying “ME” as in, “I’m the savior.” I’m putting the word, “me” in the title because self centered people will google, “how to get bloggers in MY industry to blog about ME.”And they will find me (this particular “me” refers to this blog post). Then, once they read the above sentence accusing [...]

Why Geolocate Your Paypal Customers? For Retail and Seminars!

You gotta be kidding me. Is there no way to run a geolocation report of all the customers who’ve bought from my website? I spent one hour waiting for paypal to generate a online report of all my sales for the last few years. It would be well worth it I thought. Afterall, with thousands [...]

I’m Angry about the Whole iPad, iTampon, and Feminine Hygene Thing

PERSONAL OPINION PIECE. The views and opinions expressed in this page are strictly those of the page author. The contents of this page have not been reviewed nor approved by any of the Author’s technology or biotech clients. So this week, iTampon was a trending term in twitter. As soon as people heard Steve Jobs [...]

How to Get 50 Retweets in Twitter and Maybe Even Start Trending

I don’t know about you, but I loved it when Oprah joined Twitter. All manner of 30-40 something moms jumped onboard and ReTweeted just about everything that came their way. It was either because they really liked the messages or because they couldn’t come up with anything at the moment and couldn’t stand the negative [...]

How to Break Into The Entertainment Industry (Or ANY Industry) Immediately

Personally, I’m a marketing guy. And I’m lazy. Sure, I work 18 hours a day. But that’s only because I really am too lazy to work 90 hour long days. So out of sheer necessity, I’m constantly looking for reach and penetration multipliers. If I takes me 90 hours to reach one decision maker by [...]

How to Double Your Page Views Instantly

I really could fluff up this technique and tell you stories and anecdotes or what not but it’s such a simple tip that I’ll just get to the point. Everyone knows that major blogs try to double their pageviews by breaking up their posts into 3 parts. But in doing so, they loose 90% of [...]

How To Multiply Your Youtube Traffic OR Hit Google Page One

NEW! How to apply this technique to WordPress too! I really don’t ever know how to entitle these web strategies. I mean, one simple strategy can kill so many birds that I get confused as to whether you prefer turkey, chicken, quail, or duck. So let’s just serve all four. The bottom line is that [...]

3 Reasons You Must Use Facebook for Business

I’m a firm believer in Facebook. The reason is simple. I get about 10000% more clicks and reads and comments and participation from facebook than I do in Twitter. I even wrote a detailed post about Facebook vs Twitter. Facebook is community. Twitter is ticker-tape. Here’s why you should use Facebook for business: 1. Facebook [...]

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