How to Auto Forward Gmail Messages To Posterous
AKA: How to make the public do you dirty blogging for your lazy ass We all know that Posterous rawks because you can post public and private blog posts at your subscribers from gmail or yahoo mail or even outlook. Further, we know that your youtube, wordpress and other blog comments come straight to your gmail. So, if you are a lazy ass blogger who just wants to capitalize on the backs of unsuspecting commenters and convert each comment into a blog post so you don't ever have to write anything at all, I'm buying you a beer ...
How Google Determines and Ranks Your Relevancy
Personally, I think this graph, as reassuring and emboldening as it is, is totally bunk, (couple more commas, thrown in, for good measure). Image via two sites I highly recommend following religiously if you are even remotely involved in web business or like cilantro: http://www.copyblogger.com/seo-copywriting-matter/ and http://www.seomoz.org/blog/perfecting-keyword-targeting-on-page-optimization Here's why: 1. The wedges, "Anchor text" and "Link popularity" are exactly the same thingGoogle bases PageRank based on external links (base! (one more thrown in for good measure)). 2. This is a SEO (search engine optimizers') poll -- NOT based on a Google engineer's ...
Harvard Discovers Acupuncture (Humor)
After millenia, Harvard finally discovers acupuncture: You can reach me http://sparkah.com ... I'm here all week. Posted via web from journik's posterous - a grade A shouldery. (social media marketing wise)
How To Get A Bigshot Blogger to Tweet Back to You
This one will be quick. Nobody wants to talk to someone they don't know. You'd be at a total disadvantage not knowing what they'd say in response. So the biggest bloggers never reply to strangers. Afterall, their rent is on the line. So if you want bigshots like @garyvee @rrw @benparr @jason and @om to reply to you over Twitter - and maybe even give a valuable commercial shout out about your brand, get known. Add value. Comment in THEIR blogs. If you want me to reply to you, do the same. Comment, let your personality warm on the big bloggers with ...
How to Export Paypal Buyer’s (History) Addresses in CSV for Geolocation and Augmented Reality Visualization
I FINALLY figured it out. No. It is NOT intuitive. And no. The other pdf and html pages Google pulls up won't help. They are out-dated since Paypal's last crazy redesign. All I wanted to do is put all my customers on map so that I could strategize where to open a retail store, concentrate meet-ups, and even put more funding into advertising. But paypal would not spit out a csv file for excel that had my buyers' addresses. I would take that excel file, delete all the names, and dump only the addresses into a geolocation / ...
How to Exact Vengence, Venganza, Rache, εκδίκηση, 復仇, месть Immediately!
There was a day two winters ago, I was fuming with anger. You didn't need any special siddhis to be able to smell the fury from miles away. I was betrayed. I was insulted. Everything I held dear was spat upon. As I paced around thinking about how best to erase one person from existence, a Master appeared and began a conversation with me. He told me of a man who had incensed him. To be insulted by a wise man was an honor. But to be insulted by an ignorant idiot was is repugnant. It would be a service to ...
Web Marketing Trade Secret #7: Why You Must Use Geolocation and Visualization for Your Paypal Customers
OK, so I just got done ranting and shit talking Paypal for not letting me export my buyer's addresses. This is no small FAIL. Once you can visualize your data in a geomapped perspective, new and startling revelations inspire your marketing genius. You start seeing epiphanies left and right. But since Paypal wouldn't let me ex-frikkin-port my address data, I took 3 hours to manually geo map my last few dozen clients. And it was worth it. This is what I found: If you want to team up with me in marketing your brand, reaching your customers, and standing in like at the ...
How to Get Top Bloggers In Your (MY) Industry To Blog About You : ME…
No, I'm not saying "ME" as in, "I'm the savior." I'm putting the word, "me" in the title because self centered people will google, "how to get bloggers in MY industry to blog about ME."And they will find me (this particular "me" refers to this blog post). Then, once they read the above sentence accusing them of being self-centered, they will read no further; making this entire paragraph an exercise in futilidad (which is why I don't care how "futility" is spelled - at all). BUT, incase I'm wrong... I don't know about you, but I loved it when Oprah ...
Why Geolocate Your Paypal Customers? For Retail and Seminars!
You gotta be kidding me. Is there no way to run a geolocation report of all the customers who've bought from my website? I spent one hour waiting for paypal to generate a online report of all my sales for the last few years. It would be well worth it I thought. Afterall, with thousands of sales, I would be able to create a powerfully telling geovisualization of my customer base. Using this map of customer concentration, I could launch any or all of the following: 1. meet-ups 2. seminars 3. retail sales locations 4. ...
I’m Angry about the Whole iPad, iTampon, and Feminine Hygene Thing
PERSONAL OPINION PIECE. The views and opinions expressed in this page are strictly those of the page author. The contents of this page have not been reviewed nor approved by any of the Author's technology or biotech clients. So this week, iTampon was a trending term in twitter. As soon as people heard Steve Jobs announce the $1000 iPad, they immediately renamed it iTampon. Jokes flew. Feminists are up in arms. Economists are hedging bets. And the Irish are insulted. "People from Boston to Ireland are complaining that “iPad,” in their regional brogue, sounds almost ...
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How to Exact Vengence, Venganza, Rache, εκδίκηση, 復仇, месть Immediately!There was a day two winters ago, I was fuming with anger. You didn’t need...
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How Google Determines and Ranks Your RelevancyPersonally, I think this graph, as reassuring and emboldening as it is, is totally...
How To Get A Bigshot Blogger to Tweet Back to You
This one will be quick. Nobody wants to talk to someone they don’t know....
Web Marketing Trade Secret #7: Why You Must Use Geolocation and Visualization for Your Paypal Customers
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How to Auto Forward Gmail Messages To PosterousAKA: How to make the public do you dirty blogging for your lazy ass We all know that Posterous rawks because you can post public and private blog posts at your subscribers from gmail or yahoo mail or even outlook. Further, we know that your youtube, wordpress and other blog comments come straight to your gmail. So, if you are a lazy ass blogger who... [Read more of this review]
Harvard Discovers Acupuncture (Humor)
After millenia, Harvard finally discovers acupuncture: You can reach me http://sparkah.com … I’m here all week. Posted via web from journik’s posterous – a grade A shouldery. (social media marketing wise) Read More →
How To Get A Bigshot Blogger to Tweet Back to You
This one will be quick. Nobody wants to talk to someone they don’t know. You’d be at a total disadvantage not knowing what they’d say in response. So the biggest bloggers never reply to strangers. Afterall, their rent is on the line. So if you want bigshots like @garyvee @rrw @benparr @jason and @om to reply to you over Twitter –... [Read more of this review]
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